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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Definition of Colic

COLIC: - Accorinding to Instructions for Pediatric Patients, 2nd Eddtion (diagnosed by our doctor)
  • Unexplained crying
  • Intermitten crying one or two times per day
  • Healthy child (not sick or in pain)
  • Well-fed child (not hungry)
  • Bouts of crying usually 1 to 2 hours
  • Child fin between bouts of crying
  • Child usually consolable when held
  • Onset under 4 weeks of age
  • Resolution by 3 months of age

Michael and Michelle's definition of Colic - (See: Webster's - Insanity)

Main Entry: in·san·i·ty
Pronunciation: in-'sa-n&-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
1 : a deranged state of the mind usually occurring as a specific disorder
2 : such unsoundness of mind or lack of understanding as prevents one from having the mental capacity required by law to enter into a particular relationship, status, or transaction or as removes one from criminal or civil responsibility
3 a : extreme folly or unreasonableness b : something utterly foolish or unreasonable
Usuall cause loud uncontrollable noises resulting in loss of sleep!

Yes Madison has Colic!

Baby Ticker has been removed

Ticker has been removed due to arrival of baby on July 1 at 1:15 AM.